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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Its just bizarre to think about how awful trying to accurately convey an order verbally over shitty audio quality must have been

[–] zourn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Even better, being a delivery driver trying to find McRando's house without GPS, map quest, etc. Just a street address and a city street map from the municipal Chamber of Commerce.

Especially fun when half of your deliveries were out of the city limits and you had to ask for/write down directions, and no cell phone to call if you took a wrong turn or they gave you bad directions.

I don't miss those days.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 2 points 34 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago)

By 'city street map' do you mean something that folds out into a single sheet of paper or something more detailed?

We used to do pretty alright in Australia with these thick road map books you could pick up from any petrol station or newsagency shop. Imagine you had google maps in book form where each page was a section of a bigger map (basically a whole city) with a grid reference system, adjoining page references on each side and a vast index.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

You forgot the part where your boss yells at you for being out too long because the house you were supposed to go to had a mile long driveway and no numbers on the road.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Looking forward to the future where I just think about pizza and it materializes in my mouth.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

And it is really healthy cos of SCIENCE

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, well, better skip "Strange Days", "12 Monkeys" and "Gattaca" then...

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

lest we neglect ol Jobe in Lawnmower Man.

(the one not affiliated with Steven King)

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Yeah if actually read the Lawnmower Man the two couldn't even confused as the same story. Crazy they just took the title.

Always told me how great Stephen King is, sometimes just his titles make great moves. But for real how can they make a movie out of anything he writes? Its amazing.

Just saw Life of Chuck and it was pretty danm close to the story.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I absolutely hated the way computers were represented during this era. No one knew anything about them, so filmmakers would come up with the stupidest crap depicting hacking. A new era began when the first sequel to The Matrix depicted actual computer software accurately.

Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Have you seen War Games though? This was so long ago that I don't think many people could say anything about the hacking part back then

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Good call naming War Games! That was completely off my radar.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 28 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Hacking scenes in old movies are ridiculous to look back on. Always some crazy GUI-heavy pseudo-video game with people clattering away madly on keyboards and tense music playing. So unlike hacking scenes of today, which are obviously much more realistic to appeal to a refined modern audience. We've truly come a long way.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS GRANTED

I'm in

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 hours ago

TIL the term "wardialing" (referring to the technique of automatically dialing numbers) was named after the 80s film WarGames, which showed it at work.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 20 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

sneakers was in 90s.... they had it mostly right vs ... the fractal animations in Hackers. that one took some 'splainin.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Honestly, Hackers gets a lot of shit for being ridiculous, but it only deserves it sometimes.

A lot of the actual hacking that is done in that movie is stuff like social engineering and phreaking payphones. It's exaggerated in the movie to make it watchable, but it's largely based in reality.

But then you have scenes like this

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

let's not forget the vb gui back trace gold mine of multiple hands on the keyboard to uhh hack faster. (CSI)

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Swordfish was always one of my favorites. Writing a worm using a custom compiler he wrote many years prior (to 2001) and had stored on a tape drive in some dusty basement.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You're saying that like the trope isn't alive and well to this day 😅

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe I needed to add a \s to that. :D

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago

Oh damn I should have read that properly 😂

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

A good exception to this rule is "Sneakers". Love that movie, and now I'm due for a rewatch.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

I read on a wall in a dominos "restaurant" that they were the first to have online orders in 1999.

I definitely remember ordering pizza online years earlier, probably 1995 or 1996 in Karlsruhe, Germany. Fun fact: the server used a fax modem to actually place the order. But the user interface was via browser.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 hours ago

i remember the first time i ever ordered pizza online, total game changer for phone haters

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I came here to comment this. Glad to see it’s already here.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Today on Two Minute Papers...

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 5 hours ago

I was working my first IT job when The Net came out, and I thought the tech in it was pretty good. Later I discovered that every IP address shown has at least one octet higher than 255. Probably just an "anonymizing" thing, but I didn't notice it at the time.

[–] FiniteLooper@lemmy.today 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking about this exact scene yesterday. When we first saw it, it was so amazing and an unnecessary luxury to order pizza from a computer. And then I just DoorDashed my dinner last night, and now it’s such a common thing

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 5 hours ago

I literally think about that scene every time I order food online. I keep meaning to order pizza online and re-watch that movie just for that one scene.