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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago

"Barely legal" = totally legal and ok

We need to end orginized religion and stop these sex obsessed freaks from censoring our society.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 11 hours ago

Ya fed the terfs, put them in power and now you're discovering they're ultra conservative sex-panicked weirdos.

People on fucking mars saw this coming.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, so I already see where this sliding scale is moving towards. Let's just require all porn models to be 80, this way we.can be absolutely sure that they won't be anywhere near the barely legal line!

We can also know that now almost nobody will be watching porn anymore

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 17 hours ago

The programme followed the performer for six months and included her claim to have had sex with 1,057 clients over the course of 12 hours.

Holy shit, not even hentai can reach such high numbers. Even as a gangbang queen, that's a lot of dick to satisfy

She found it in pursuing “barely legal” sex – traditionally one of the most searched-for terms in porn – with the twist that instead of men searching for videos of other men having sex with teenage (or teenage-looking, depending on how many internet layers you’re prepared to sift through for your purposes) girls, Billinger offered herself to young men. -- She had sex with them for free on condition that they gave permission for her to upload the footage to her OnlyFans account

That's about the smartest economical move she could've made

[–] cook_pass_babtridge@feddit.uk 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

"UK pornography task force"

[–] spacedogroy@feddit.uk 7 points 19 hours ago

Shades of this imo:

CDN media

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I'm doing my part

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Some people really aren't comfortable with the fact that you do actually have to have a line where things are legal

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] essell@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

That's why they need to change the law in order to ban it. Duh

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 18 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

ok soooo.... then you're like making the legal age 20 rather than 18? What next 20 year olds are now barely legal? So we would have to make 20 year olds illegal now right? Whats the REAL legal age??

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Just make the legal age of performers 85, it'll vastly reduce the number of porn viewers.

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Don't underestimate gooners

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 12 points 21 hours ago

All models and actresses should be over 30. Because if you are made to find a 29 year old attractive through exposure, then that is a gateway to 28 year old objectification perversions. We can examine barely legal 31 year olds after fixing the "young near porn" epidemic.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A reminder this government is also drawing up proposals for reintroduction of blasphemy laws. They know where they can shove their crucifix.

[–] Highstronaught@feddit.uk 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have a link, not that I don't believe you, but I like to check before I tell other people

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 points 13 hours ago

A man was just convicted and fined for burning a Koran, under a blasphemy law by another name.

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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 86 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Clever strategy: barely legal means legal, and if they make it illegal, there will just be a new category that is now barely legal...which now is illegal!

It's a blanket ban by induction.

Or they could fuck off and leave people be

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 4 points 16 hours ago

Barely barely legal

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These barley legal ladies are finally 65

[–] mormund@feddit.org 95 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean the barely legal stuff is certainly weird. But how are you going to restrict people over 18 from doing porn, just because they look young? And pretending that this will fix pedophilia is so dumb. But I'm not sure what I even expect these days...

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I keep telling people around me, the more they do to the "questionable" shit like this it's just testing the waters for ALL of it, it's all puritan culture guilt tripping BS

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The end game is probably sex isn't legal unless married, but also, you're allowed to marry 12 year olds again.

Then sex outside of marriage isn't legal.

All porn becomes illegal.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

It’s a good thing England is importing people with this exact cultural view.

[–] Berstrrs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Sounds familiar to some countries...

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

im assuming the idea is that a failing economy wants to instill puritanical bullshit like this because they think that young men and women will want to fuck each other more now that they cant masturbate as easily. and thus will increase the birthrate, which over time will stimulate the economy by having more low born wagies and soldiers to support and defend a dying status quo.

by formally giving your ID and biometrics for access to porn, you set yourself up down the line for legal blackmail if you ever try to resist, or become a personality of resistance in any way.

the elites have done this for years to one another, now, they want to create a system of manipulation where regular, normal pornography can be used as a tool of manipulation on the masses.

"oh, you think we shouldnt support israel? well thats a ironic coming from a degenerate deviant pervert who likes oiled up big booty latinas and stacked furry futa hentai"

people are gonna crank hog whether you like it or not. we've been doin it since we evolved thumbs.

fight the good fight UK, never stop crankin'. get a vpn and download everything while you still can.

[–] blobchoice@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly that would seem like the most common sense idea that anyone would/could draw up from this, and for the most part I think this is what the gov is trying to do.

I think there's an unstated side effect from the Online Safety Act which nobody seems to be talking about - using the new powers to effectively censor Palestinian protests online.

You can read about it some more: https://www.openrightsgroup.org/press-releases/human-rights-defenders-raise-concerns-that-online-safety-act-will-lead-to-censorship-of-palestine-protest/

I've genuinely never felt so depressed about voting in this government in my entire life. Actual gross dystopian bullshit.

[–] G4Z@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I voted for Jezza but I saw this coming. While I wanted the Tories out, I couldn't bring myself to vote for red Tories to replace them.

This is exactly the same shit they were pulling back in the Blair days.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok off topic, but why call Jeremy "Jezza"?

I already did a quick google because I don't get it, but the explanation didn't help. Obviously, Dave for David, Liz for Elizabeth, Mike for Michael, etc... make sense. But Jezza? For Jeremy?

Make it make sense.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

You stop at the R and change if to a Z. Barry = Baz, Darren = Daz, Carol = Caz etc etc. Because British English is non rhotic, it doesn't work if we stop at the R (like USAians can say "Gar" for Gary) so the z sound gets used instead, because it's pretty close.
Then the A gets added if you're being extra friendly or cute, a bit like Michael > Mike > Mikey. Gareth becomes Gary becomes Gaz becomes Gazza.
Make sense?

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think many of us USAians would drop the y and say Gar, but I get where you're coming from.

[–] Lvdwsn@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

From the Midwest and I can confirm we drop the Y, Gar Bear is a common funny nickname for the Gary in your life

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

well, what do I know.

[–] ladfrombrad@lemdro.id 17 points 1 day ago (6 children)

get a vpn

I think it's even more important to pipe up about i2p

https://geti2p.net/en/about/intro

If we're making it more our own again, and harder for them to understand it we then as people regain our Internet.

They wanna play whack a mole with millions bring it on 😅

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

are there any downsides like speed and connectivity?
or has all that been worked out since it's been around since 2002 (and apparently I've never heard of it like Tot, which has its own drawbacks)?

[–] ladfrombrad@lemdro.id 1 points 17 hours ago

Obviously there's not as many seeds for torrents as there is on the Clearnet, but recent uploads saw me getting reasonably decent speeds while some of the older torrents can take some time or be dead....just like the ones on the Clearnet.

There is something that while it doesn't affect me here in the UK (yet....) there are issues with connectivity in certain dictatorships listed on their site

https://geti2p.net/en/about/restrictive-countries

Try it out, there's even an Android app which I never really used and only have i2p on my server at home. Reading the reviews it seems to be hit and miss on a phone, and I should really give it a try sometime.

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 30 points 1 day ago

Yet another ill concieved piece of legislation incoming, from a bunch of elderly people who don't understand anything and are quick to moral panic.

Imagine the recruitment process for this taskforce. A bunch of people rushing to volunteer for this taskforce that requires watching all the source material for research purposes.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Online Safety Act charged the regulator Ofcom with monitoring whether pornography sites are protecting UK viewers from encountering illegal material involving ....extreme content, such as...necrophilia.

Back when he had started out in law school, the Honourable Judge Hodgkins had not expected to be spending the seniormost years of his career ruling on whether or not a lich queen should be considered dead by British legal standards. However, it was Parliament that wrote the law, not him. He went back to scrutinizing, side-by-side, a copy of Blackstone's Commentaries on the Laws of England and the Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition Player's Handbook.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

And another turn of the screw.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

They could start with the Daily Mail.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think all adult performers should have gray hair and the only allowable category should be definitely legal.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

2x legal, twice the law abiding.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

Probably all the same people complaining about this, are the same ones who support "traditional values" like child marriage.

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