I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn't wear!
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No command for you then?
Superman cape and the power to fly
I’d be tempted to add Seven of Nine because…damn, but that would feel like a Geordie/Dr Brahms kind of weird one way consent deal so probably just some randomly generated dabo girls
Insert funny porn joke.
But in all seriousness? A fully immersive, 100% realistic Dungeons and Dragons game with my friends. Exactly the same as we would run it at our table. We'd hop down to the replicators and holo-disguise generators and make ourselves up like our characters, and I'd just follow them around in a spooky mysterious robe and narrate the story.
That's it. I would run the best D&D game ever, the game of a lifetime, for my best friends.
Your mom.
Have some fun with a bunch of Boimler clones.
Well, it'll probably involve tentacles, I can tell you that much.
First thing? Definitely google what it is and why I have one.
Computer, show me the warp core!
Is it weird I’d ask it to put me in a ST:TNG episode?
Depends - which one?
Make me a lantern ghost
Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?
i'd be getting my dick mad wet
I can imagine all of the AI pron, VR porn, and 3D rendered/video game porn would all combine so you can get freaky with anyone, and give them any personality you want.
I would also think that any 3D Video game would be able to be made compatible with it, similar to VR.
But porn would be there first.
Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.
It does not 😐
No matter, everyone's doing it. And probably sharing.
Forcing Geordi to look holodeck CCTV will cause PTSD on him.
But maybe he's even into it.
spoiler
You don't live in a place called Reading Rainbow if you haven't seen some shit
Seven Seven of Nines
69 of Nine.
everyone know, its going to be PORN.
Live my fantasy of being a star trek captain.
And during my star trek fantasy, I'd visit the holodeck.
Oh man, imagine the prank potential if you moved someone to a holodeck simulation of their own ship without them knowing it. Lower Decks ended too soon.
Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.
Ensure the safeties are enabled.
After all the porny sex stuff?
Relive a random fun night with my college friends in a bar from 2003 that no longer exists.
Miss you, old friends.
Is it the "random fun night", "college friends", "bar", or 2003 that no longer exists?
The bar. Friends are alive and well but I drifted apart after a few career moves in and out of my country.
Though technically based on our cells replicating and dying off the “us” from 20 years ago also no longer exist.
I see what side you land on for the ship of Theseus debate....
I'm sorry to hear that, I also long to hang out with my old college buddies from 20ish years ago under circumstances that no longer exist. Sigh Time is a bitch ain't it?
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