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[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] Agamemnon@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!"

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Now I have a machine gun.... ho...ho...ho

[–] anonono@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 48 points 2 years ago

Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"One ring to rule them all..."

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[–] LaggySnake@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

"It's just a flesh wound"

[–] Glodrops@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

Wilson!!!!!

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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[–] starman@programming.dev 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.

Oh hi Mark.

[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

"THIS. IS. SPARTA."

[–] WEAPONX@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] s_s@lemmy.one 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (5 children)

That’s just like, your opinion man

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[–] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 years ago

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[–] andrefsp@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal! And an happy new year!"

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[–] OrganicMeatbag@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

You can't handle the truth!

[–] iceonfire1@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain"

[–] curious_illusions@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The first rule of....

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.

[–] Fubar91@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

"And my axe!"

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[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] twena@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

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[–] I_Am_Jacks_____@lemmings.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] nkiruanaya@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

“Uh dude, where’s my car”

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

I'm not locked in here with you...

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 18 points 2 years ago

Game over man!

One ping, only.

Yer a wizard, Harry

Hey, you guys!!

Nazis, I hate these guys.

[–] TheShortWhiteGiraffe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes.

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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)
  • Inconceivable!
  • They're heeere.
  • We're gonna need a bigger boat.
  • Nobody puts baby in a corner.
  • I'm the king of the world!
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  • I'm Batman
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[–] cayleaf@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Alright, alright, alright.

[–] MrEC@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

There’s no place like home

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

Tis but a flesh wound.

[–] RememberTheApollo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?

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