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[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 168 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I've always pronounced it Ass-key

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Count me amongst the Ass-keyers.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Welcome to the fold. First rule of 🍑 🔑: claim territory, and keep the isekai clan off our turf.

They give you trouble, you call me, captchisce? 🤌

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was trying to combine Captcha with Capisce (pronounced capeesh, like an italian mobster) as a joke, but I'm not sure it landed 😅

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Ah, I get it now. :)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

There seems to be a rendering error in three places here.␄

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

😎 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇰 🇪 🇾 🔹 🇲 🇦 🇳 ™️

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody, the Asskey Man's back!

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And ready for an Extreme Saxophone Solo! 🎷

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's the only way I've ever heard it pronounced in actual speech. Of course, the only times I have heard people talking about it IRL is in CS classes and the like. I don't know many tech nerds IRL to have conversations about computer standards with.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 months ago

I say ass key

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ASCII a stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

ASCII a stupid question

if you’re ISO 8859-1

a stupid ANSI

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The joke is that 'isekai' in Japanese translates to "another world" in English. 1985 was truly another world, as anyone who was there might attest.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oh right, the "hit by a truck" cliche.

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

So was 1975.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You sure it wasn't IBM time travellers from 1985 sent her to ebcdic you?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Lemmy is the only place I've seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I've seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I worked for a credit bureau for a while and a product we had used a mainframe for billing customers. So the billing file was in EBCDIC.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

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[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

isnt it a joke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai,

Ace-Qii as french, however,

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago
[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Quick, I need an American. How do you guys pronounce 'isekai'? Going off the correct Japanese pronunciation this post does not make any sense. These things aren't even close in the way I say them.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (4 children)

ih-seh-kai, and ASCII like ass-key. They aren't close, to me.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 2 months ago

Ee-sik-kai and ass key. I bet I'm double wrong but less wrong than OOP. There not close.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

i usually would hear EE-seh-kai or EE-say-kai, given that its basically I and Sekai(meaning world in japanese) put together. so how you pronounce the latter should depend on how you pronounce the word Sekai

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

We don’t. We make you speak American, like god intended.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced "jot", so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's missing an O sound, that's why you're a psycho

Please don't kill anyone whose net worth is <= 100m

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe he's Welsh.

[–] DasSkelett@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

For me it will always be the James Web(b) Token.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Jot. https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc7519#section-1

The suggested pronunciation of JWT is the same as the English word "jot".

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

It seems more rikely, if hit by an IBM truck in 1985 that he would be ebcdic'd to Seattle.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even in japanese it's like asukii

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[–] PantanoPete@tucson.social 6 points 2 months ago (12 children)

This must be the guy who pronounces it Jif

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[–] hono4kami@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I had lived in Japan and can speak pretty good Japanese. I can say that this is just straight up wrong. LOL where does one even get this info

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

gaikokujin AMIRITE

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I've also heard "A S C I 2" which seems really weird.

[–] lamp@neon.nightbulb.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One can find little quips like this in Usenet archives:

Donkey Button == Ass Key == ASCII

https://www.rocksolidbbs.com/computers/article-flat.php?id=8199&group=alt.folklore.computers#8199

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