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Two divers meet. One say "Hi" the other says "where?!"
Two hunters meet. Both of them are dead.
Which language of origin?
German:
Joke: "Hi" is spoke like "Hai" German for shark. So when two divers meet and one says hi, the other thinks, where is the shark??
Joke: "to meet" is translated in german as treffen. Treffen can also the mean to hit. So the joke goes from a freindly meet up between hunters to both of them hitting eachother while on the hunt and dying.
That is so incredibly german, holy shit.
We also say hai in Finnish for shark
It works in Norwegian as well, both of them.
But for the shark one in Norwegian there's this one:
What did the sand say to the shark? Hihi
What did the shark say to the sand? Hi sand
isnt it haifisch? rammstein vocabulary sorry
Haifisch is also correct but less commonly used. Sounds a bit old-timey, my first association is Mackie Messer (Mac the Knife): "Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne".
that song is actually pretty killer, pun intended..
the rammstein lyrics are also pretty dope:
Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen Und die laufen vom Gesicht, doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser – so die Tränen sieht man nicht.
cool little song also
Hai (similar pronunciation as hi) = shark
German.
Both of these work in Swedish as well
hai, lika i svenska?