did you see his scars? bro was mangled... i imagine
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LOL, I'm watching it right now actually, hence the silly question.
Happy Early Halloween!
Carefully
Reminds me of the porn parody i found at the flea market back in the day, Edward Penishands
With his dick
Sit down?
How do people without arms pee?
Funny enough, I had a friend who was born without arms. He's got a special stick with different shapes and hooks he can manipulate rather easily with his shoulders and chin. It's kind of amazing how quickly he can button/unbutton his pants, tie his shoes, etc after years of practice.
They use a foot/toes.
There you go. It's been a while since I saw it but I'm fairly certain he's not Edward Scissorfeet.
I'm not quite sure, but I bet they don't cut their pants or worse in the process... 🤷✂️
Edward might do it the same way.
I never saw him eat or drink anything prior to being discovered by the mom of the family he moves in with. As far as I remember. So, I figured he probably wasn't fully "human" yet and was maybe hollow? So it all just sloshes down into the feet to be mushed out through pores? Or he might have something that makes him run internally that's hot enough to evaporate food and drink upon impact. Either way, I feel like these are still plausible because I do remember it showed him at the end making "snow" from the ice sculptures and he didn't age like Wynona's character did. He's immortal it seems. So I don't think he pees or poops at all. I do think it's weird he threw up from a hangover though.
If he can manage all them buckles on his outfit I'm sure he could manage most anything.
As I'm watching the movie again, I see that Edward is technically (in movie context anyways) an incomplete machine, where his creator passed away before his intent on transforming him into a full humanoid machine.
I dunno, Tim Burton's works are freaking weird yo.
Does he?
Go get some scissors and figure it out.
with much difficulty